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    JUSTICE AND LIBERTY FOR ALL
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    Sat, Nov 15th - 12:01AM

    CHAIN OF COMMAND



    if you disobey an order the system colapses.

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    Fri, Nov 14th - 10:53PM

    OLDEN TIMES



    doctor peterson checked the boy's tempreature... "YOU HAVE TUBERCULOSIS!","tuba what?","TUBERCULOSIS, IT COMES FROM THE TUBA PLANT OF AFRICA... afrika is a colony of sparta but i could be wrong! i think sparta is a war with athens... something to do with the crown prince of MYTHICA... i'm sure it has nothing to do with you tuberculosis, HERE'S YOUR SCRIPT". as he was driven to his playground the boy looked at his mother, "MYTHICA?","just an old story" she cried as visions of the rape of carthrage came flooding back. after she dropped the young man off to play with his friends she took a little drive in the mountains to remember, to remember what could never have been but was, to remember how they took the summit of mount improbable, to remember her gang "THE FIGHTERS", to remember her father, to remember her mother, to remember her sun.

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    Fri, Nov 14th - 9:58PM

    JOMOX REPORT



    the roman armada under general "BONGSTAIN" is trying to build an imperial highway through a village of smurfs... WELL, the smurfs arent having a bar of it! jomox think... 1 NIL SMURF

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    Fri, Nov 14th - 9:33PM

    PRINCESS LEMONADE AND THE TOWER OF DEMONS



    ottoclock, important meeting with the league of friends... "FRIENDS AND JENNAMUN, IN REGARDS THE QUESTION OF AUTHORITY I RECOMEND MINOR WARRIORS BE JUDGED BY THEIR EXCELLENCE!". lord garabaldin took the throne and began his rebuttal!

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    Fri, Nov 14th - 9:31PM

    PIXOLITO



    apollo had a son "DIAGON" who had a son "NICHOLOS"... in honor of his grandfather "ZEUS" who overthrew his tyranical father "CRONOS", nicholos changed his name to "NICK THE TECHNO TERRORIST" and is rasing an army of magicians against apollo!

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    Fri, Nov 14th - 7:02PM

    THE BIG FREE



    pina sipped the vino... mmmmmmm, it was of a high quality. "80 BILLION BARRELS GARSON!", she smiled and moved on to the cheese table. she tried a small GORGONZOLA... mmmmmmm

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    Fri, Nov 14th - 12:41AM

    LITTLE SATAN



    i was enjoying aldasair frasers LATEST EPIC... HERO OF THE GRASSLANDS when carl jumped on my lap and started babbling about ufos and integalactic travel! "WHAT IS IT CHARLIE?", he settled down in my lap and began to tell the story of hobbits and elves and how wormwood is known to be a weed.

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    Fri, Nov 14th - 12:38AM

    DIAMONDS AND PEARLS



    zoopa doopa. the big free, THE BIG FREE. she giggled down to old uncle hades big house to see how her new hotrod was going. ZOOPA DOOPA, she chased kerby around the yard as mrs ariadne made strawberry icypoles! z o o p a d o o p a

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    Wed, Nov 12th - 8:46PM

    DEAR CHARLIE



    the problem as i see it is that little satan hasn't D I S C O V E R E D (!) that he is little satan!

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    Wed, Nov 12th - 4:48PM

    PRINCESS SUPERSTAR



    the kidnapers forgot one thing... I AM PRINCESS SUPERSTAR AND I KNOW EVERYTHING! it didn't take me long to work out the laundry system and it was all to easy to hide in a sack of washing and be hand delivered by the boss himself to BONGFAN where i soon learnt the WORIWORI DANCE... will my captors never learn that i am PRINCESS SUPERSTAR, LADY OF A THOUSAND FACES!

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    Wed, Nov 12th - 3:21AM

    GENERAL GRANDMA



    she was part of majestic 12, she was part of bigboy, she's been hunting ufo since you where in undies... IT'S COLONEL GRANDMA TO YOU SONIE!

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    Wed, Nov 12th - 3:19AM

    NONA 4 TOMORO



    she knows all 2000 types of bolognase, she drives an old cadillac, she's VERY related to musolini (an old nazi general). SHE'S COMING FOR YOUR JOB... no more dirty undies for NONA! SHE'S BEEN STUDYING XML AT CAMBRIDGE!

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    Wed, Nov 12th - 3:16AM

    BEXTA ON THE MARCH



    you'll see her at the mall, you'll see her at the cafe', you'll see her at the school! SHE WANTS PHOTOGRAPHY MADE A SCIENCE, SHE WANTS COMPUTER GAMES DELARED A SPORT, SHE WANT A PINK 911 WHITH YELLOW WHEELS! bextas coming... better get her a "BUZZ MONKEY"!

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    Wed, Nov 12th - 3:12AM

    THE ELECTION OF THE PUBLIC TRUSTEE



    got a sweet shot? 911 running smooth? hacienda operational? WELL... run for trustee! PUT YOUR SLOGAN ON THE BILL BOARD AND START PITCHING SUBSCRIBERS, the trustee with the most subscribers gets to be office bearer!

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    Wed, Nov 12th - 3:07AM

    THE REFERENDUM ON DELIBERATE ACTION



    HEY UFOLOGIST, sexy pants! arent you sick of tuning knobs, carrying telescopes, pluging adapters and loading endless banks of film? VOTE YES ON 23, solve the work shortage, FREE THE MIND SLAVES, put an end to the governments "WORKCHOICES" SCHEME!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 10:57PM

    GOVERNMENT



    come before the bench for priority seating

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 10:56PM

    SPECIAL AGENT SEVEN OF NINE



    it seemed like she had been through the supermarket a thousand times but there it was "SUPER CHUB", the guava drink... YUMEEEEEEE!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 10:55PM

    PRIORITY ONE



    although the devil loves eating angels, his only daughter "YANKEE ROSE" wants to run for the senate on an equal rights bill!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 10:53PM

    DADDY YANKEE



    instead of buying hundreds of cars he's not going to drive, he paid for his daughter to finish OXFORD (GANGSTA LOGIC).

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 8:25PM

    BIANCA WHITTY



    nina helped bee take off her bra... she gave her the time goggles and began to gently rub scaramoosh into her ribs. bee losened her trousers and slipped of her pants, just as PABLO MONTANA DIFIGARO came out of the shower!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 8:15PM

    A NIGHT AT THE GOLDEN DRAGON



    special agent nina cumtower sat patiently at a brothel in phuket. she handed over three baht and tried to explain to the madame in canotese what a golden shower is. she was shown to a beatuiful little dark room not unlike a palacial bath. she eased down on the dingus and lit a cigarette. a beatiful nori helped her push the needle into her arm and the heroine made her feel enormous for twelve hours. a massive brown god of a man came in and began to gently lick her clitoris with his pierced tongue. she lit another cigarette and tried to imagine her little house in eden... all she could think of was purple mushrooms as she began to cum!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 8:01PM

    THE HOLLYWOOD BAR



    ROSYLIN LINUS CASHOGI describes herself as a creative thinker... as you walk down maine THE HOLLYWOOD BAR seems no different to any one of the other JOINTS gods hunt down for fun, til you walk in the door. the first think you notice is that your majordomo is stark naked. your asked to disrobe at the door and shown to some plastic cushions (IN CASE OF LITTLE ACCIDENTS). the fruit bar hints at rosylins philosophy. she feels the true eating experiece is primal... as you browse through amazonia weeds you may see some funny stuff!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 7:56PM

    PRESIDENT CASHOGI



    i sat in the waiting room shivering with fear... as a spanish intern i knew about some of the goverments black ops programmes, perhaps he would give me undercover! i was shown into the oval office. from behind his huge desk old cashogi smiled his huge arab grin as he handed me THE BLUE BOOK (THE TOPSIEST SECURITY OPERATION IN THE WHOLE MELANGE)!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 7:53PM

    THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA



    simply put, SATAN is an american gangsta who smokes enourmous amounts of cocaine and lives in a massive villa on hollywood boulevarde. for reasons i cant go in to he had a daughter... instead of buying hundreds of cars he's not going to drive he put her through oxford and paid for her to acheive top marks, this is gangsta logic!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 7:33PM

    BUMCHEE



    the open hand is greater than the closed

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 7:32PM

    SNAKE IN THE GRASS



    bring your foot up between the legs nestelling your toe gently between the buttox.

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 7:31PM

    FLYING SERPENT



    stand with one foot slightly behind the other... bring your hands around the enemy... LOVE

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 7:30PM

    THE DANCE OF THE GOLDEN EAGLE



    stand with your feet slightly apart... SWOOP DOWN WITH YOUR HANDS... tame the dragon

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 7:29PM

    DEATHMATCH



    FANTAZIA the kingdom of the gods, is an endless WAR of gods poking goddesses with their long swords... BUT if you spend a night at ninas nightclub a strange little girl will teach you the dance of the golden eagle, the most sacred couteroffensive ever developed by the ancients of mu!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 7:12PM

    THE GOLDEN LADDER



    there is a young demi-goddess who delights in teaching her beautiful mortals the slap and tickle of deathmatch... (THIS CONFUSES MANY PAGANS WHO CLEAN UP THE MOUNTAINS OF BUTCHERED CHRISTIANS AROUND THE GATES OF HELL, surely nina fields nightclub is better than having your penus eaten by BACCHUS!)

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:58PM

    OOPS DAY



    the strangest of them all (I STRUGGLE WITH THE IDEA OF "REDEMPTION")

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:57PM

    MORE MEN



    ?

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:57PM

    CAT LICKS



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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:57PM

    KISS TENS



    ?

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:56PM

    JOLLY AND THE QUEEN OF BUBBLE BATH



    liek rumpleteaser their tighter than a chinese vase!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:55PM

    BOB



    all bob wonders is whether there are other bobs out there somewhere!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:54PM

    ZOLAN THE WIZARD



    old and tired, zol remembers the day planets made way for the light bearers.

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:53PM

    BABY BLUE



    nipper is three and ready to join a gang... she sticks her thumb out at the edge of the highway in case the "ROGUES" pick her up!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:52PM

    THE PLANETS AND THE STARS



    the planets get in the way of stars and the stars get in the way of planets in the neverending "RUSHHOUR OF GRUMPINESS"

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:28PM

    GENERAL MUSHRUMP AND SARGEANT WURM



    "general mushrump, the mountains are advancing...?","MAN THE TREES BY JERABOM!!!".

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:24PM

    EL FUOCCO DOL MUNDI



    abe sat behind benji who sat behind harry who sat behind kat who sat behind the new girl rosi... like a whale pod they focused the comedy ray, FABOING, hiiiiiiiii, they heard the screams of laughter as the "Unidentified Flying Object" smacked down. they stopped for tea as rosi boiled up a brew and harry slapped on some phat trance.

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 6:02PM

    EXPERIMENT



    if you think life is scary, leave something outside the wormhole thais is not GOLDIE HAWN!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 1:14AM

    MULTIVERSE



    every idea creates an alternate reality

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 12:52AM

    THE COURT



    the green assembly, the red commons and the blue senate!

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 12:51AM

    THE CHAIR



    once a quorum is reached people rise and divide.

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 12:50AM

    THE BENCH



    twelve judges pass things they like to the left and other to the right.

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    Tue, Nov 11th - 12:49AM

    TELEVOTING



    members shal be elected for one year according to ratings.

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 11:34PM

    COMPUTER



    1+2=3

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 11:34PM

    THE NEW WORLD ORDER



    traditionally a decision is made when two sides discuss a problem around a table... a new model would have individuals present a case before a bench who the vote to accept or reject. (SENATORS CAN STILL TALK TO SENATORS ABOUT SENATORS)

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 11:32PM

    POLITIX



    lets follow the story of a law... a problem becomes an idea in the assembly, it travels down the chain of command to the courts where it becomes an amendment, it is then passed to the populous who make it into a law!

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 11:30PM

    ANALOGIC



    supose you divide a process in half... left and right, how do you combine the two to form a new system?

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 11:29PM

    GLISH



    the science of negative space

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 11:28PM

    EMPIRE



    pie squared

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 8:39PM

    THE DIVISION OF THE HOUSE



    there is a plague sweeping across the land... inocent citizens are being forced into unpaid labor, SLAVERY. vote left to continue the opresion and vote right for a free world!

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 5:25PM

    THE THIRTEENTH MONKEY



    GENERAL ZUDAN MOLATOV has been identified by authorities as the "THIRTEENTH MONKEY". the leader of a faschist revolutionary islamist cult bent on world domination. they strugle for unilateral disarmament!

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 5:14PM

    BRIAN



    dont hate me becos me dads a grump, i will alway be CAPTAIN COMEDIOS finder of little girls laughter!

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 5:02PM

    THE LAST WHITE DRAGON



    the mauimaui no longer worship the great volcano god... the long white cloud that comes from his mouth that they call the white dragon no longer brings fertalizing rain for their tomato plants. environmentalists say global warming has stopped the trojan worms in the nearby lakes from giving life giving methane for their crops. this summer may see the last white dragon!

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    Mon, Nov 10th - 4:57PM

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