Mon, Nov 27th - 8:07AM
It's in the Bible
It's in the Bible
There was a religious lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying.
Flying made her very, very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read as it helped relax her on the long flights.
One time, she was sitting next to a man.
When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.
After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"
The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."
He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"
She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."
He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"
The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."
"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically.
"Then you can ask him," replied the lady.
Fri, Nov 24th - 11:46AM
Is God Left Handed?
Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"
Wed, Nov 22nd - 4:33PM
Stage a Fire
The Fire of God
The fire of God was in Mio Michigan this weekend as over 600 people accepted Jesus Christ as their own personal savior. The STAND Strength Team ministered at the Mio Church of God for 3 nights with standing room only crowds, the alter was full. The team visted a number of schools in nothern Michigan talking to the youth about drugs, alcohol, steroids, bullying, staying in school and making right choices.
Please pray for all the new brothers & sisters in Christ in Mio Michigan.
Tue, Nov 14th - 8:10AM
Just for Fun
A Talk With GodA man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
"God", he said, "how long is a million years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To me, it's a penny."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "In a minute."
Mon, Nov 13th - 7:41AM
The Heavens Rejoice
The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life; and he that winneth souls is wise.
I thank God for allowing me to participate in the Great Commission; to preach the Gospel to all the earth & win souls through the Lord Jesus Christ. The STAND Strength Team finished a 5 day crusade at the Abundant Praise Church in Waterford Michigan. To God be the glory over 400 men, women & children accepted Jesus as their Lord and savior. Please up-lift our new brothers & sisters in Christ in prayer.
Fri, Nov 10th - 9:54AM
God is Good All The Time!
Teach me to do thy will; for thou art my God: thy spirit is good; lead me into the land of uprightness.
God is good all the time, Amen! Friends I wanted to share a praise report with you. The STAND Strength Team was in Tecumseh Michigan at the Tecumseh Assembly of God for a 5 day crusade. To God be the glory there were 700 decisions of salvation for Jesus Christ. Please keep all the new brothers and sisters in Christ in your prayers.
Big Buck - John 3:16
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