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    Thu, May 22nd - 7:44AM

    Religion as Baseball



    Calvinists believe the game is fixed. 
    Lutherans believe they can't win, but trust the Scorekeeper. 
    Quakers won't swing. Unitarians can catch anything. 
    Amish walk a lot. 
    Pagans sacrifice. 
    Jehovah's Witnesses are thrown out often. 
    Televangelists get caught stealing. 
    Episcopalians pass the plate. 
    Evangelicals make effective pitches. 
    Fundamentalists balk. 
    Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch. 
    Atheists refuse to have an Umpire. 
    Baptists want to play hardball. 
    Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness. 
    The Pope claims never to have committed an error. 


    from beliefnet joke of the day


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    Thu, May 1st - 4:43AM

    LORD Prop me up on the leaning side!




    Every time I am asked to pray, I think of the old deacon Who always prayed, “Lord, prop us up on our leanin' side.” After hearing him pray that prayer many times, someone asked him why he prayed that prayer so fervently. He answered, 'Well sir, you see, it's like this...I got an old barn out back. It's been there a long time, it's withstood a lot of weather, it's gone through a lot of storms, and it's stood for many years. It's still standing. But one day I noticed it was leaning to one side a bit. So I went and got some pine poles and propped it up on its leaning side so it wouldn't fall.
    Then I got to thinking about that and how much I was like that old barn. I've been around a long time. I've withstood a lot of life's storms. I've withstood a lot of bad weather in life, I've withstood a lot of hard times, and I'm still standing too. But I find myself leaning to one side from time to time, so I like to ask the Lord to prop us up on our leaning side, ‘cause I figure a lot of us get to leaning, at times. Sometime we get to leaning toward anger, leaning toward bitterness, leaning toward hatred, leaning toward cussing, leaning toward a lot of things that we shouldn't. So we need to pray, 'Lord, prop us up on our leaning side, so we will stand straight and tall again, to glorify the Lord!


    I got this from the Christian Outdoorsman’s site
    By Huntaholic

    http://www.christianwebsite.com/cgi-bin/search/jump.cgi?ID=5348


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    Name: Smokey the Dog
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    Location: Ypsilanti, Michigan, United States
    Denomination: Canine Baptist
    About Me: I'm a 5 year old Corgi & Shelty mix. My owners adopted me from an animal shelter, and taught me everything I know.

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